Psych license to kill quote

Shawn Spencer : My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked - problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you Henry Spencer : Well, well.

Don't you look like hell. Shawn Spencer : I know I look like hell, Dad. Everyone who gets up at this hour looks like hell, with the possible exception of Matt Laurer and Diane Lane. Sign In. Psych TV Series Poker? I Barely Know Her Showing all 8 items. Jump to: Quotes 8. Franz Sanchez: And what business is that? Bond: I help people with problems. Franz Sanchez: Problems solver. Bond: More of a problem eliminator.

Bond: You earned it. You keep it, old buddy. Bond: [Throws suitcase at Killifer, knocking him into a shark pool] Sharkey: God, what a terrible waste Franz Sanchez: When it gets up to your ankles, you're going to beg to tell me everything. When it gets up to your knees, you'll kiss my ass to kill you. Felix Leiter: Hey, observer! You trying to get yourself killed? Bond: If I don't get you back in time for the wedding, I'm a dead man for sure! Milton Krest: That's not my money, I swear.

Franz Sanchez: That's right, amigo. It's mine. Franz Sanchez: You think I'm stupid? You rip me off then use my own money to pay someone to kill me? Kwang: Who would have a signature gun? Fallon: James Bond. Fallon: This is the property of Her Majesty's government. How did you get it? Bond: Piss off! Kwang: Who ordered you to kill Sanchez? Fallon: No one, he's a rogue agent. I've got orders to bring him back one way or another. Kwang: We're Hong Kong Narcotics, you bastard.

James Bond : I guess it's, uh Pam Bouvier : Sweet dreams, Mr. His heart? No Franz. I didn't mean any harm. Franz Sanchez : It's okay, baby. No te preocupes. We all make mistakes.

Lupe Lamora : Por favor, Franz. Franz Sanchez : Not a word. Franz Sanchez : And what business is that? James Bond : I help people with problems. Franz Sanchez : Problem solver. James Bond : More of a problem eliminator.

James Bond : Pam, this is Q, my "uncle". Uncle, this is "Miss Kennedy," my "cousin. We must be related. Lupe Lamora : Don't you men know any other way? James Bond : It's Sanchez's way! You seem to like it! Heller : I can get the trucks out! But I don't think I can control the fire! Franz Sanchez : Forget the fire! Get some cars, we're gonna take the tankers with us! Truman-Lodge : Wait a minute! We've got to try and save it! Truman-Lodge : But we've got a deal with the Orientals.

We've got their money. You come here, to my place, without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money You're dead! Pam Bouvier : [raises a gun] You took the words right out of my mouth! Franz Sanchez : That's right, amigo. It's mine! Franz Sanchez : [grabs Krest] You think I'm stupid! You want it so bad? James Bond : Yeah.

Looks like he came to a dead end. When it gets up to your knees, you'll kiss my ass to kill you. Ed Killifer : Freeze! Over by the trap door, old buddy. James Bond : Is this where you put your old buddy Felix?

Ed Killifer : Not me. Chalk that one up to Sanchez and Krest. Shawn Spencer: Besides, it wasn't that impressive. I solve a case every week and usually one around Christmas. That's my "Oops" corner, where I apologize to people for being arrested after a completely wild accusation turns out to be just that.

Over there is where you get gum. Shawn Spencer: Yeah, he does, and I want it back. God knows what he's doing to that poor thing. Shawn Spencer: Jules, I'm a psychic, I have to remain open to any number of - why? Do you? Juliet O'Hara: Well, I think that everyone who's looking for a soul mate may at one time feel that there are outside forces conspiring against them.

Shawn Spencer: Not this time. That wasn't going to hold Mina for long, now was it? Shawn Spencer: This means we're looking for a real, flesh-and-blood human being or a genetically enhanced monkey. Either way, someone wanted to hurt this girl. Carlton Lassiter: I'm really sorry, Spencer, I can't play with you today.

I'm about to go solve another case and do it in record time. Shawn Spencer: It is at this point that I must decide which part of that very bold statement to riff off of.

Now, I can hone in on "another", which implies that he's solved more than one. Shawn Spencer: Or I crack down on "record time" in posit that, for him, record time is, like, two and a half years. Carlton Lassiter: I know! Why don't you go home and wait for me not to call you? Shawn Spencer: He's just saying that so it'll be more dramatic later on when he has to ask for my help.

Shawn Spencer: All right, I'm sorry, no offense, but it's stupid that you people eat food this hot. Shawn Spencer: [Shawn is in the middle of explaining how he solved the mystery, when a Holi Festival attendee suddenly walks by and throws paint in his face] Really, dude?

Shawn Spencer: Somebody forgot to drink their courageous juice this morning! Juliet O'Hara: Really? Cause if you're doing what it looks like you're doing, it's going to be one of those things we just talked about. Shawn Spencer: What is everybody's deal? Like, what-what is going on here? Is it because I'm not wearing the vest? Is that what it is? The last guy off the boat ties it up, everyone knows that.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: You asked for the rope! Why would you ask for the rope if you didn't intend on tying it up, Shawn? Shawn Spencer: Just because we didn't go to the costume shop and get a bounty hunter's wrist-bracelet-and-accessories kit doesn't mean that we won't be bringing it in a big way. Byrd Tatums: Well, go ahead and bring it. Be careful out there, people get hurt. Oh, and by the way Shawn Spencer: [Shawn is asked to clear Tancana's name] I'll do it Juliet O'Hara: Do you know what it's like to have an internal voice that tells you what the right thing to do is all of the time, and you do it, and it works, and you're good at what you do, and then one day it just shuts off, and in that moment there is no voice, and you just have to listen to yourself, and in an instant, in a millisecond, you make a tiny but crucial mistake and screw up so badly, it affects your whole life?

Carlton Lassiter: Just so we're clear, just so there's no confusion, let me explain this one more time in terms I know you'll understand. Shawn Spencer: Okay, Lassie, the answer is an enthusiastic and sprightly "Yes! Byrd Tatums: Look, if I play my cards right, this is going to be my last run. I'm going to collect my fifty G's and then I'm quitting the game, I'm retiring.

Shawn Spencer: My bad. Usually right when someone's about to retire, they get shot at, yeah? Shawn Spencer: Dude! We're, like, the best bounty hunters ever! The criminals come straight into our car I think I hate that guy. Shawn Spencer: Yeah, well, that's the way it usually goes when you meet your childhood heroes, Gus. Nothing but heartache and disappointment. Remember how sad you were when you ran into Judge Reinhold at the dry cleaners?

Bartender: [Shawn and Gus are in a biker bar looking for Tancana] Listen, I don't know which fraternity dared you to walk in here, but you better run on back to campus, before you get beat so bad, it's gonna hurt to cry. Dwayne Tancana: [after Tatums' involuntary twitch in his eye goes off] Did he just wink at me? Burton 'Gus' Guster: I think it's a briefcase. Let's get out of here. This guy wouldn't know a good deal if it bit him in the seat of his Han Solo action figure pants!

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Now I'm going to head home, take a long nap, and wait for the bruises to show up on my wrist. Shawn Spencer: That actually sounds pretty good. I'll come along. It's been a long time since we've napped together. Otherwise, all we hear is Shawn Spencer, Burton 'Gus' Guster: [sarcastically, in deep voices] Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, raa, raa, raa, raa, raa, raa,raa Shawn Spencer: [on the phone with Juliet] Admit it, you're a little turned on by the whole bounty hunter thing, aren't you?

Come on, Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. I mean, I know the psychic thing is sexy, I mean, that's a given, it's a sexy thing, but Shawn Spencer, Bounty Hunter. It's hot. Shawn Spencer: [while wearing a scruffy beard prop, a cap, and a trench coat] Unlike some detectives, when Gus and i show up for a stakeout, we try to blend in with the regular people.

Carlton Lassiter: Well at least one finally realized who the real suspect is. Shawn Spencer: Guess someone did. She stops and looks behind her, suspicious-like]. Carlton Lassiter: She's obviously meeting her new boy-toy. Maybe one even younger than the last. Burton 'Gus' Guster: younger? Who does he think she's meeting with? Justin Beiber?

Henry Spencer: Yeah, well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea. Shawn Spencer: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle. Shawn Spencer: I'm not a parent. Or an uncle. Or a godfather. I think children are sticky. Coroner Woody Strode: As anyone good at foreplay can tell you, electricity always leaves a mark. Judge Horace Leland: [after Gus has just impressed everyone in the courtroom with his legal skills] Where did you go to law school?

But it was an accelerated program. Shawn Spencer: [whispering, to the stenographer] Did he just say "absolutely" with a little half-smile? I'd like that printed out, please, I'm thinking of shellacking it on a nice piece of maple.

Maybe a little decoupage. Adam Hornstock: Have you ever considered going by the name of Bolt Lightning? Shawn Spencer: Hornstock, I think you have the potential to be a fantastic lawyer. You just need confidence. After all, that is your name on the door. Now, come on! Adam Hornstock: Oh no, no, no. None of those Hornstocks are me. The first one is my grandfather, he founded the firm.

The next one's my father, then my brother. Henry Spencer: No? Then maybe it's time for you to consider a real mode of transportation, huh? Shawn Spencer: You will do anything you can to impose your will on me. You hated that bike. You have always hated that bike. And you've been especially hard-assed about it since I Henry Spencer: Since what, Shawn?

Since you what? Since you had your accident, is that it? Is that where your old man crossed the line? Fine, I'll tell you what: I will back off. I'm gonna lay off, man. I'll tell you what you do: You take me off your call list when the ambulance picks you up and brings you in that door.

All right? Shawn Spencer: Carter Jurekie just left for a nooner with his mistress. We have at least two hours. Head detective, eleven years Judge Horace Leland: [sarcastic] Perhaps you'd like to inform the court of your favorite color, as well. Burton 'Gus' Guster: The key piece of evidence was half-melted candlesticks. We need evidence. Where are our candlesticks, Shawn?

Shawn Spencer: Be nimble? Be quick? You're not going to give me anything for that? Shawn Spencer: [to Lassiter] Please tell me you're not one of those courtroom groupies that bounces from trial to trial.

Wait a second Shawn Spencer: The question is, why would Lassiter send a letter to the D. They tend to work together sometimes. Shawn Spencer: You mean to tell me our whole lives you've never been to a single auction?

Burton 'Gus' Guster: How is it fun? You're bidding against the public for your own motorcycle. What happens if somebody outbids you? Shawn Spencer: Tell me about it.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Oh, you mean our Ks? Because India doesn't have Ks. We've already made, like, rupee. Juliet O'Hara: [about Lassiter's date] You told the dead clown story, didn't you? Juliet O'Hara: Clowns are funny. Stories about them being shot to death? Not so much. Please tell me you didn't draw a diagram of the bullet holes.

Carlton Lassiter: Wha - there were crayons on the table. What was I supposed to do? Karen Vick: You know, when I used to work vice, my partner was an alcoholic, and one night I went over to his house, handcuffed him to a radiator, and made him dry out. And when he finally sobered up, I gave him a choice: go into the department rehab program or chew your hand off for freedom.

He chose the program. Burton 'Gus' Guster: [as they follow Red, both whispering] Let me go first. I'm more stealthy. Shawn Spencer: Dude, a jackal is not graceful. It's like a rabid, vicious badger. Shawn Spencer: Always. And you usually jab me in the ribs with your elbow, which is like a chocolate harpoon.

Shawn Spencer: [about Lassiter] I'm sensing it'll be easier to get a stranger to go out with him than someone he works with. Shawn Spencer: Those are forms that must be filled out so that we can be Die-Hards. Just sign them. Burton 'Gus' Guster: [reading] These release the employer from any liability in case the stunt tester is Stunt tester? Is that what we're doing? Are you crazy? Burton 'Gus' Guster: Wait, this one is in case we're "accidentally chewed to death by a malfunctioning robot"?

Oh, hell no! Burton 'Gus' Guster: [reading] "Deboned"? How does that even work? Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off of it.

I'm all over this case. Shawn Spencer: That's clearly a typo. They meant "maimed". What, are we going to be killed by Marcel Marceau? Shawn Spencer: Apparently, you're unaware that some churros have more nutrients than carrots. Twelve more of these, I'll have my RDA of riboflavin. Shawn Spencer: They call this a motorcycle show?

There's, like, four motorcycles here. They don't even have the bike from "Blue Thunder". Shawn Spencer: Just let me leave you with this, Dutch. It doesn't take a psychic to see how much people love you. Your son came to me and hired a psychic against his better judgment to keep you alive. And you don't know this yet, but all he wants in the worid is to be more like you.

You go to your son, or your wife, or anyone on your crew for that matter, and you ask them which they'd rather have: six more months with you or a million dollars. You know damn well what they'll answer, and they won't have to think about it for a second.

Dutch the Clutch: You're wrong. And I was damn good. Juliet O'Hara: Just so you know, if you go to prison, Shawn I will not wait for you! Shawn Spencer I believe in a lot of things. I believe in fresh tennis balls, the healing power of bunnies, and that the novels of Susan Sontag are something I'll never read.

In fact, I don't even know who Susan Sontag is. What is she I believe in the movies of Val Kilmer, though these days it ain't so easy. I believe in Darren Sproles, the word "dabble", the first season of "Silk Stockings", and big, warm, moist, gooey chocolate chip cookies that melt in your mouth and all over your face.

Shawn Spencer: It's very rational! It's rational. Either of you watch "Grey's Anatomy"? The man is completely terrifying. Shawn Spencer: You know how when we were kids, there were all those cool prizes at the bottom of cereal boxes? Shawn Spencer: Okay, well, there are two kinds of kids. There's the kid who flipped the box over and opened it from the bottom and grabbed the prize right away. And then there was the kid who waited patiently and ate bowl after bowl of cereal until There's also a third kid named Mikey who'll eat anything, including the prize, but he's not really important right now.

Shawn Spencer: I didn't wait. I didn't wait for my decoder ring or my Frankenberry action figure when I was a kid, so what am I waiting for now? All I know is that I don't want to miss out on the prize. Henry Spencer: Not as humiliating as being the parent of the only child sent home from his school with lice.

Henry Spencer: Smelling like a men's room is a small price to pay for ridding your scalp of parasites. Henry Spencer: You tell me. You come in contact with anything out of the ordinary lately? Young Shawn: No, unless you count that squirrel with the foamy mouth I've been playing with. Henry Spencer: Well, it's a good thing they sent you home.

All it takes is one unclean child to start a full blown outbreak. Henry Spencer: That's when an illness is passed from person to person until it becomes widespread. Henry Spencer: Well, you could come in contact with a sick person or maybe even something they've touched. Henry Spencer: Sha Burton 'Gus' Guster: I don't know what smells worse: that breakfast burrito or those nacho cheese corn nuts you used to eat. Shawn Spencer: Well, lets do a smell test. Burton 'Gus' Guster: Why are you eating stinky food and dressed like you're about to go tailgating.

Burton 'Gus' Guster: Okay, I get it. So now that you're single, you're doing all the things Abigail wouldn't let you do while you were dating.

And dude, my favorite ringer is back. I also put my favorite piece of art back on the wall. Burton 'Gus' Guster: It's not art, Shawn. It's a poster of a hot blond laying on a Corvette that says "Hauling Ass. Shawn Spencer: Well, if it's not art, why did I insure it for half a million dollars? Shawn Spencer: Thornburg? What does this have to do with Richard Chamberlain?

Shawn Spencer: Let me get this straight, you hit the town, got sloppy drunk, passed out, woke up without a virus? Isn't it usually the other way around? Shawn Spencer: [Running up to a crime scene at a convenient store] Dude, we should come back later and hang out with our skateboards.

Juliet O'Hara: Wow, I have never seen the two of you arrive so fast at a police scene. Shawn Spencer: Well you've never seen us called to one with a grape Slushee machine in the back either. Juliet O'Hara: Thornburg? I studied that in school. Has their ever been a case in the US? Donny Leberman: Wow, I can't believe it.

This is crazy. So I took her back to my room? I never do that. Is it possible I have game? Shawn Spencer: Plus her name is Ginger, Donny. Throughout history there's only two Gingers that weren't prostitutes: Ginger Rogers and Ginger from "Gilligan's Island. In fact, Gus, I've made my decision. She was a filthy pirate hooker. Shawn Spencer: Whoa, hey, hey, excuse me, uh, we just checked into this room, you think you could come back a little bit later? Carlton Lassiter: This is a waste of time.

We're rushing to check out some coffee place that some mysterious person who may or may not be carrying a deadly virus may or may not have visited. Juliet O'Hara: Carlton, we need to look into every possible lead at this point. Besides, you were already wrong once today. I didn't even go inside the cafe. Donny Leberman: Oh it's necessary. Yeah, the CDC doesn't want to take any chances. Hey, I'm the guy who screwed all this up.

Juliet O'Hara: They're probably just being safe, Carlton. Shawn Spencer: Yes I am, Lassie.